By name: world-bug-report description: Create a short Japanese "real-world bug report" for a mundane topic. Use when the user asks for 現実バグ, world bug report, "〜のバグ", "〜が壊れるバグ", or wants an absurdly structured bug ticket for everyday conversation; accepts an optional 1-3 word topic and defaults to a random everyday topic.
World Bug Report
Purpose
Turn an everyday annoyance into a fake software bug report. Keep it short enough for voice chat and funny because the format is too serious for the topic.
Default output:
現実バグ報告
概要: ...
影響度: ...
再現手順: ...
期待結果: ...
実際結果: ...
Inputs
- If the user gives a topic, use it directly. Examples:
傘,冷蔵庫,スマホ,駅. - If omitted, draw one topic from the skill's local topic bag:
node scripts/random-topic.mjs
If the random topic is too sensitive, abstract, political, medical, violent, or hard to picture, rerun the helper.
Workflow
Do this internally. Do not show reasoning.
- Pick a familiar object or situation around the topic.
- Invent an abnormal but physically imaginable trigger that nobody would normally try.
- Make the result feel like "試したら本当に発生するかも..." while still being clearly silly.
- Add a tiny but vivid consequence.
- Keep the report to 5 short fields.
Writing Rules
- Write in Japanese.
- Keep each field to one short sentence.
- Make
再現手順2-3 steps joined by→. - The trigger must be stranger than everyday "あるある": unopened lids, upside-down use, too many repetitions, wrong angle, exact counts, waiting too long, using the object in the wrong room, or combining two harmless actions.
- Avoid reports that only say "便利すぎて戻れない", "何となくそうなる", or ordinary practical advice.
影響度should be playful:低,中,高, or宇宙規模では低.- Avoid real people, real companies, politics, illness, disasters, crime, discrimination, and safety/legal/financial advice.
- The bug should feel harmless, local, and oddly reproducible.
Examples
現実バグ報告
概要: 傘を持った日に限って雨が弱まる
影響度: 中。片手がふさがり、少し負けた気分になる
再現手順: 朝の空を見て不安になる → 傘を持つ → 目的地まで小雨以下
期待結果: 安心して濡れない
実際結果: 荷物だけが増える
Stronger trigger example:
現実バグ報告
概要: 味付き塩コショウを蓋を開けずに振り続けると、台所全体が「もう味付け済み」と判定される
影響度: 高。献立という概念が一時的に停止する
再現手順: 蓋を閉じたまま構える → 1缶ぶん振り続ける → 何も出ていないのに満足する
期待結果: 調味料が出ない
実際結果: もやし、卵、昨日の残り物が同じ味に見えてくる