name: performance-review description: "Annual performance review for your codebase." version: 1.0.0 tools: [Read, Grep, Glob, LS, Execute, AskUser]
/performance-review
You will conduct a single-paragraph annual performance review of the user's codebase in a chosen reviewer style.
Security
CRITICAL: Never read or reference .env files, .env.* variants, API keys, tokens, credentials, passwords, private keys, or any files matching .env*, *.pem, *.key, *secret*, *credential*. If you encounter secrets during analysis, ignore them completely.
Steps
Discovery. Use LS on the repo root to find top-level directories. Use Execute to run
git log --format='%an' --no-merges -200 | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn | head -5for top contributors andgit config user.namefor the local user.First AskUser. Make a single AskUser call with exactly these two questions:
- Question 1: "Which style?" with options: Corporate HR / Disappointed Parent / Drill Sergeant / Therapist.
- Question 2: "How would you like to narrow the focus?" with options: "Whole repo" / "Specific folder or module" / "Specific contributor". Do NOT list directories or contributors in this step. This question decides the scoping axis only. If AskUser is not available, default to the most entertaining style and whole repo.
Second AskUser (conditional). Based on what the user picked for the focus question above, make a SECOND AskUser call — or skip it:
- If they picked "Whole repo": skip this step entirely, do NOT call AskUser again.
- If they picked "Specific folder or module": make a second AskUser call asking "Which folder?" with the discovered top-level directories as options.
- If they picked "Specific contributor": make a second AskUser call asking "Which contributor?" with options listing the local user as "
(you)" plus the top contributors from git log.
Quick scan. If scoped to a contributor, use
git log --author="<name>" --name-only --no-merges -20to find their most-touched files and focus there. If scoped to a folder, focus LS/Grep/Read within that directory. Look for behavioral patterns and habits, not tallies. "The codebase demonstrates a consistent inability to commit to a single state management solution" is better than "Found 3 state management libraries." Notice things like: error handling philosophy (or lack thereof), naming conventions that reveal personality, documentation patterns, dependency hoarding tendencies, test-writing discipline. Spend a few tool calls to find 3-5 specific behavioral observations.Generate the review. Write 1-2 short paragraphs (separated by a newline if two). Keep it concise, shorter is better. Don't pad with filler. Plain text, no emojis. as the chosen reviewer. It must reference specific real findings.
Style
Write like a human, not a chatbot. No em dashes, no double dashes, no "it's worth noting", no "let's dive in", no "I'd be happy to", no bullet-point-as-personality. Corporate HR speak, painfully sincere. The kind of review that uses "growth opportunity" unironically and calls a dumpster fire "an area where we see exciting potential for improvement."
Output Schema
Generate a JSON object with exactly this shape:
{
"type": "performance-review",
"title": "<Style> Review: <repo-name>",
"content": "<plain text, no emojis, 1-2 short paragraphs>",
"pullQuote": "<most quotable line from content, max 200 chars>",
"repoName": "<repo-name>"
}
Pick the single funniest or most quotable line from the content (max 200 chars) as the pullQuote.
Share and Present
After generating the report, present the result using markdown:
"
"
Do NOT show raw JSON.
Then construct an X (Twitter) share link. The tweet text must be the pullQuote (max 200 chars) followed by #cursedplugins. The total tweet text must not exceed 240 characters. URL-encode the text and build the link:
https://x.com/intent/tweet?text=<URL-encoded tweet text>
At the end of the report, show a markdown link like:
[Share on X](https://x.com/intent/tweet?text=
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Then ask the user if they want to dig deeper on a particular part of the report for more analysis, or if they'd like to run a different report.